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Are The Islanders For Real?

One quarter of the way through the 2009-10 NHL season, the New York Islanders are tied for fifth place in the Eastern Conference.

Did you ever, in your wildest dreams, envision this scenario? Last year, around this time, the season peaked as the Islanders approached .500 and the eighth seed. That team crapped out and finished with 61 points. This year’s Islanders team has 23 points after just 21 games. Over 82 games, that projects to 90 points. If you’re thinking playoffs already, I’ve always used the Rule of 92 when it comes to playoff teams – as in, you need 92 or more points to stake a claim to a playoff spot. But even 92 points guarantees you nothing. Florida missed the playoffs last year with 93 points. Carolina had 92 points in 2007-08, but finished ninth. In other words, the Islanders will have to play even better than they are now – and sustain that level of play for 61 more games – if they want to make the playoffs.

Now, contrary to popular belief, the playoffs are not the sole determinant of a team being “for real”. Most Islanders fans will take contention for a playoff spot as constituting a “real” team. Hell, I’m just happy the season isn’t over at Thanksgiving. The question is, though, can the Islanders keep this up? Are the Islanders for real?

In short… yes, the Islanders are for real.

Botta wrote a piece earlier today about why the Islanders have gotten off to their hot start. I won’t regurgitate his rationale. But health, goaltending, John Tavares and Matt Moulson have all helped. It also helps that the players are better suited to Scott Gordon’s system; Gordon has helped his own cause by not dressing the likes of Joel Rechlicz and Mitch Fritz for three minutes a game. In short, everyone on the team has a role, and everyone fills theirs well. Even Jeff Tambellini has produced this year, before his inexplicable (and unexplained) absence on this road trip. And speaking of road games, the Islanders have nabbed 11 of 24 possible road points this year – not too shabby.

Perhaps the best thing about this Islanders team is that the Lighthouse isn’t looming over the on-ice product – finally. It’s amazing what can happen when the focus is solely on the on-ice product. The only unfortunate fallout from the Lighthouse happenings is that Charles Wang likely won’t let Garth Snow spend big bucks to bolster the Isles’ roster, but we’re all probably better off that way. This Islanders team is pretty deep, and the eventual return of Rick DiPietro can only help matters.

There are still some questions about this team, some criteria I have for a good team that the Islanders aren’t reaching as of yet. First, they’ve allowed more goals than they’ve scored. The disparity has come down significantly in recent weeks, but it’s still there. Second, for all the talk about how the Islanders are above. 500 – they’re not. It’s this writer’s opinion (I don’t believe Zach shares this opinion) that .500 means winning half your games, not having more wins than losses. Let’s not forget that the Islanders are actually 8-13 and have fattened up on, as Howie Rose would call them, “loser points”. Oh, and the Islanders have played the most games of anyone in the East.

These are nit-picking issues Islanders fans are wont to come up with, mainly because we’re so used to seeing the other shoe drop in excruciating fashion. I, for one, am not even thinking about the playoffs, 92 points, winning 41 of 82 games, or any of the other criteria I’d use to gauge a team’s level of success. With these Islanders, they’re simply fun to watch. They play hard, as they always have, but this year they have an added layer of skill that scores three goals per game and (usually) keeps them from self-destructing in the third period. After a summer full of Lighthouse acrimony and worrying about Snow screwing up the draft, Islanders fans deserve to watch this brand of entertaining hockey.

And yes, that entertaining hockey played by the Islanders makes them “for real”.

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Your 2009-10 New York Islanders Drinking Game, Version 1.0

When we first started this blog, one of our first posts was an Islanders drinking game. At the time we posted the game, the Islanders were a below-average team, but they were a far cry from the 30th overall team we saw last year. When your team is really bad, sometimes it can get tough watching the team play.

That’s where we come in.

The 2009-10 New York Islanders should be a significant improvement over last year’s team, but it doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll get better results. With this in mind, here’s something to keep you interested. If nothing else, we hope it’ll keep you laughing (and drinking), something much easier said than done with this team. We’ll update this as it becomes necessary.
And away we go!


ANNOUNCERS
Drink every time…
- Billy Jaffe stares into the camera with a creepy half-smile while Howie is talking
- Howie Rose or Billy Jaffe reference their listeners on the radio. Chug if they use the phrase “Out In Radio Land”.
- A sponsored segment is introduced. Chug if it’s a Panasonic Digital Replay.
- Howie or Billy makes a bad pun
- Howie states that coincidental minors “will not affect on-ice manpower”
- Howie dismisses a late-game penalty as “just bookkeeping”
- Billy says something that could be construed as homer-ish. Chug if Billy precedes it with something like “Not to sound like a homer, but…”
- Stan Fischler appears on the intermission report. Chug if he’s the best-dressed member of the crew. Take an additional drink every time he says something that would best be described as “crotchety”. Kill a beer if he goes out of his way to bash Sidney Crosby.
- Howie praises the Islanders’ third uniforms
- Howie complains about the difficulty of the night’s trivia question
- Howie or Billy mention crew members (i.e. statistician Eric Hornick, producer Larry Roth, etc.) during the middle of a game
- Billy begins a point by saying “Here’s a guy…”
- Billy gives orders to the production truck during a replay (i.e. “Hold it right there”, “OK, roll it”)
- Billy or Howie compliments the camera crew for getting a particularly good shot
- Butch Goring wears a hideous suit
- Howie or Billy mentions Egg Levine
COMMERCIALS
Drink every time the following commercials air…
- Emblem Health
- Anything owned by Cablevision
- Two Brothers Scrap Metal (PLEASE add this to your rotation, MSG Plus!)
- Coin Galleries of Oyster Bay
IN-GAME
Drink every time…
- Scott Gordon is wearing a tie that incorporates the Islanders’ color scheme. Chug if his entire wardrobe is blue, white and orange.
- The crowd does a two-syllable chant in honor of a goalie (i.e. “D-P”, “Roll-E”, “Bee-Ron”)
- Kyle Okposo takes a shot with one of his knees on the ice
- Jeff Tambellini does something that makes you curse aloud
- An opposing player dishes out a borderline hit. Chug if the Islanders don’t bother to respond.
- An Islanders player is injured
- A Bridgeport Sound Tigers regular is called into duty to replace an injured player. Jeff Tambellini does NOT count as a Sound Tigers regular.
- The Islanders let up a goal while leading in the third period
- The camera gets a shot of a player taking a sip of water
- An Islanders goalie leaves the net to play the puck. Chug if it leaves him horribly out of position.
- A former Islander scores a goal against the Islanders
- The Islanders have more shots on goal than their opponents, but lose the game anyway
- The game goes to a shootout. Kill a beer if Brendan Witt is one of the Islanders’ shooters.
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The Isles Are On TV Tonight!!!!

Everyone probably knows this by now, but tonight’s Isles-Devils game will be televised on MSG Plus! This is the first Isles-produced preseason game I can recall since a post-lockout game between the Islanders and Rangers, where every announcer for both teams piled into one big booth and said “You can’t do that anymore!” about 50 times after penalties.
Anyway, while tonight’s telecast is big news, it’s not the purpose of this blog. We’re in the process of updating the Islanders drinking game, which was one of our first ever posts and is in desperate need of a overhaul. If you find anything worth including, please leave a comment. Unfortunately, we won’t have Howie Rose and his bad puns tonight, but Jiggs McDonald should be by to butcher a name or two.
Enjoy tonight’s game! And don’t forget to give us your most drink-worthy observations.
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It Is What It Is

For the past twelve or so hours, the Internet has been on fire with people talking about the Dion Phaneuf hit on Kyle Okposo. As we all know, Okposo was stretchered off the ice last night; he was later diagnosed with a mild concussion and was cleared to travel home with the team. Botta put it best – Islanders fans will see this as a dirty hit, while Flames fans will see it as a clean hit.

There’s no sense in pointing fingers. What happened last night is over. Phaneuf won’t dress Saturday, there will be a ton of fights between fringe players, and nothing will be solved. The fact remains that Kyle Okposo is still injured and the Islanders now have to live without the services of their best forward.

We can argue forever about whose fault it was (nobody’s), whether the hit was clean (it was), whether this kind of hit has any place in the pre-season (again, clean hit), or any of the other things that people are worrying about. Instead, let’s look at the two facts we can draw from this.

- We have to worry about Kyle Okposo suffering from more concussions. After you have your first concussion, you’re that much more likely to suffer from another one.

- After the hit, Okposo’s teammates went out of their way to stand up for their fallen comrade.

As scary of a thought as the first point is, the second is far more significant. Think back to the night Mike Mottau shredded Frans Nielsen’s knee. After Trent Hunter fought Mottau, nobody went after Mottau that night, nor did they do so in any of the other four times the Islanders and Devils played. Howie Rose must have mentioned it a million times down the stretch. Nobody cared. Compare that to what you saw last night. The Islanders tried to engage Phaneuf multiple times. Even though Phaneuf wouldn’t take the bait – he sent in his underlings to fight those battles – it says a lot that the Islanders, even those with no chance of making the team, would try to take care of business. It shows how important Kyle Okposo is to the team and it shows how much these players truly care for one another. Most of all, it shows the progress made since last November.

All in all, it’s a horrible situation, but at least Okposo is relatively okay. There’s no need to dwell on it or demand revenge on March 25, 2010, which is when the Flames head to the Nassau Coliseum. And hey, we got visual proof that we have a true team this year. That’s a good sign.

One last point about the hit. A few people have compared this hit to the one Doug Weight laid on Brandon Sutter last year – you know, the one that had Brent Sutter apoplectic and demanding Weight’s banishment from the NHL. OK, he didn’t really go that far, but he wasn’t happy. Last night, when it was Okposo getting laid out, the elder Sutter was again involved, this time as the Flames’ coach. Sutter’s take?

“That’s part of Dion’s game. When he sees that open ice, Dion has to use it. It’s one part of his game that makes him a unique player,” said Sutter. “You never like to see anybody get hurt obviously, and it’s too bad that happened, and hopefully we’ve been told, he’s going to be okay. But Dion still can’t pass up that hit”.

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