By
Anthony De Franco 
December 31, 2009, at 3:09 pm
So. Tired. Up til 9am watching Dynamite 2009. Fuck Shinya Aoki’s stupid pants.
As i try and form coherent sentences right now, We’d like to take a moment to wish you and yours a Happy and Healthy New Year. Take this time to realize how good you have it, and to plot world domination in the coming year. That’s what we’re doing.

So, from Jason, Alex, Zach, Bryan, Matt, Jordan and of course myself, Have a happy New Year. We may be signing off for 2009, but we’ll be back tomorrow with more Bowl predictions, UFC predictions, and we’ll all get to see if Alex drinks himself retarded tonight.
By
Bryan Berg 
October 3, 2009, at 1:59 pm
Finally, we’re here. October 3. Opening Day… and Charles Wang’s “certainty” deadline.
It comes as no surprise that Wang’s deadline was not met by the Town of Hempstead. Bad news, sure, but not at all unexpected, and that’s good. Because this should not be a sad day for Islanders fans.
Instead, it should be a celebration. Tonight should be a celebration of what we still have. We get to watch this team play instead of worry about the future. We get to spend the night in Nassau Coliseum; warts and all, it’s one of the few remaining arenas with a real home-ice advantage when the crowd’s involved. We get to reacquaint ourselves with pretzel twists, easily the greatest arena food available anywhere. Most importantly, we get to welcome John Tavares to Long Island.
On many occasions, I’ve tried to put into to words what John Tavares means to the Islanders and their fans. I’ve failed each time. You never want to give a player the dreaded “savior” label, and it’s not fair to give it to Tavares. However, it’s okay to admit that Tavares is a bigger deal than just about anybody the Islanders have brought in since Pat LaFontaine. He’s the kind of player the Islanders would never have a prayer of signing as a free agent and the kind of player they’d never be able to trade for, and yet John Tavares begins his NHL career as a New York Islander. Even better, he’s a very willing and happy New York Islander.
It’s a night to forget all the Lighthouse stuff. It’s a night to cheer and to finally be proud of the Islanders. That’s something no politician can take away.
By
Anthony De Franco 
July 4, 2009, at 8:00 am
It’s become 3rd String Safety tradition. Time for the best work of Bill Pullman’s career:
Enjoy your BBQs. We’ll be back tomorrow.
By
Anthony De Franco 
June 24, 2009, at 9:00 am
This post has absolutely nothing to do with anything about sports, but we have an off-topic section so why not use it right?
Happy 25th Birthday Tetris. I’m actually about a month late, and I didn’t get you a card. I love you and your blocky goodness just the same though.

That’s right. Everyone’s favorite game with shapes has turned 25. The game was orginally invented on June 6th, 1984 (My parents 9th wedding anniversary, weird) and Nintendo has been plugging new and improved versions ever since.
Thanks, Tetris, for hours of mind-numbing fun with geometry and russian music. Not to mention being a video game that girls can become obssessed with. Seriously, I know girls who can play tetris for days at a time.