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By Zach Schiff  January 26, 2010, at 1:15 am  Did you really expect something different than what happened tonight?
Did you expect Donald Brashear to do more than Erik Christensen or Ales Kotalik would? Look at this stat-line: 5 shifts, 5 minutes 35 seconds, 2 hits, minus-1.
With (essentially) a 6-minute power play and Michal Rozsival running the point, what did you expect? A shot to hit the net? A goal?
Get real. With Kotalik watching from above and Mike Del Zotto playing the opposite side (so he can’t get a real shot off), there was nobody to blast the puck from the point. And with no Rangers wanting to stand in the crease, even if they did, there was nobody to bang home a rebound.
Kotalik sits during the “winning streak” against Montreal and Tampa Bay, so he sits again in Philadelphia. Okay, I see that. If it’s working, run with it. They lose, but he sits again in Montreal. Interesting, but I see what John Tortorella is doing. But now they’ve been shut out 2 straight games and their cannon-shot is still not dressed, while gutless players like Brashear and Chris Higgins get to go in.
At one point during the extended power plays in the 3rd period, all four Penguin penalty-killers and their goalie were facing the same direction – towards the corner so Marc-Andre Fleury had to turn his neck left to face the puck. Rozsival, for some unknown reason, was on the left point (maybe Wade Redden was changing his tampon, I don’t know, I’m not the bench boss).
Now, if this was a team playing the Rangers – say, Montreal, Philadelphia, or Pittsburgh – that point man would have skated down so that he was facing the penalty-killers’ backs. He would have received a pass and banged it home before Henrik Lundqvist had adequate time to slide back to the other post.
However, this is Mikey Rozsival we’re talking about. What did he do? Waited for a pass. Just to pass again. Just to have the puck fumbled out of the zone, thus killing any chance of a good play.
Apparently, the PK-men on Pittsburgh weren’t the only ones not paying attention on that play.
I’m not saying that Kotalik himself would’ve saved this game. But if he was out there shooting and someone wanted to get dirty in the crease – hey, Sean Avery can’t play every shift, can he? – then maybe a garbage goal would’ve gone in and all of you would be singing the praises of this team for coming back from a 1-0 deficit and finally winning at home.
But no one wants to shoot. No one wants to get dirty. No one wants to hit.
And I guess no one wants to play in May, either.
By Zach Schiff January 25, 2010, at 9:36 am I will update later today about the Rangers game in Montreal. For the record, it’s the 1st time I’ve seen them lose in an opposing building (not including the Nassau Coliseum). I saw them win in Nashville, New Jersey, Philadelphia, and Montreal before the 6-0 disaster I witnessed first-hand Saturday night.
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Do you know the differences in Dan Carcillo and Donald Brashear? Carcillo has 6 goals and 6 assists this year; Brashear had no goals and 1 assist. Carcillo dresses for games while Brashear stays nice and clean in a suit and tie. Carcillo wins fights (his record this year is 7-3-2, including beating Marian Gaborik and losing to Sean Avery last Thursday) while Brashear skates away from confrontation. In fact, the last fight Brashear won was against Jared Boll of Columbus three days before Thanksgiving. Brashear’s record this year stands at 3-4-2.
As for Brashear’s claims that he wouldn’t fight Carcillo – “I don’t even fight a guy like Carcillo. I don’t think he’s in my league.” – and then his claims that he isn’t a guy who only goes out and fights staged fights… well, what? Do you fight everyone or will you only fight heavyweights?
“If I would have played” Gaborik would not have been fought by Carcillo, Brashear said. Oh yeah? If you’re out there fighting people like Matt Carkner, Eric Boulton, Eric Godard, and Shawn Thornton, is that really a deterrent for people like Carcillo? Will he not get under Gaborik’s skin just because there is a chance that Brashear might lose a fight to Aaron Asham or Ian Laperriere?
Did Brashear’s presence in the first half of the season stop any team from running over Henrik Lundqvist? Were they afraid he was going to go after Ilya Kovalchuk or Johan Hedberg, or did they know that, no matter what, he would fight Boulton and leave everyone else alone?
Like what Carcillo did or not, he got the Flyers an extra 2 points that night. He got the best player on the team to thrown down his gloves and fight him. He threw an entire team off their game, because they then stopped trying to score and started looking for revenge. The only person nearly capable of getting under a team’s skin like that on the Rangers’ roster is Avery. Not Brashear.
Guess what, Donald. Carcillo might not be in your league for long – because he’ll still be in the NHL for the next decade.
By Zach Schiff January 13, 2010, at 12:28 am Can’t be any disappointed hockey fans out in the NY-NJ area tonight, from the 17,000 Ranger fans at MSG, to the 1,000 Devil fans at MSG, to the 4,000 Islander fans who routinely sell out the lower bowl on the Nassau Coliseum, to the 17,000 fans that the New Jersey Devils have accumulated since Aaron Broten first led them on the ice in 1982.
Yes, Bryan, the Rangers-Devils game was excellent, except for one thing – it underscored how bad the Rangers are at mustering offense. Henrik Lundqvist was great in stopping 45 shots – downright incredible on a few.
And I won’t bash Marty Brodeur as I normally would. Any time you stop 51 shots, you played great. Of course, the Rangers made it very easy for about 40 of those shots. He did make a few excellent saves, and while he didn’t do much on Marian Gaborik’s overtime-near-score, that save on Michal Rozsival with time running out in the extra period was good.
Shots from the boards, shots with no traffic in front, shots to Brodeur’s glove. C’mon! Do you really think a wrister from the left circle is going past Brodeur’s glove? You can tell me all you want about how many shots they had, and I will tell you until I’m blue in the face that it doesn’t matter if they’re 90% crappy shots.
And I guess that old hockey adage “If you shoot enough, one is bound to go in” was proven wrong tonight.
Remember March of 2007 when Rick DiPietro made, what, 56 saves in a shootout loss to the Rangers? The Rangers made him look like Jesus Christ that night – albeit he was clean-shaven, and Christ would wear #33 not #39. But they had so many awful, easy-to-save shots that it looked like nothing would get by him, and rarely anything did except for a goal in regulation and a Matt Cullen goal in the shootout.
Anyway, fast-paced, end-to-end action with good defense play that wasn’t boring. It was a very good game to watch and would’ve been sweeter with a Rangers’ win, but now the Rangers web site can say they are 9-1-3 in the last 13 games.
And I can’t even get mad at the shootout result. It would’ve been nce to have had a Ranger score, but they couldn’t, and Patrick Elias’ wrister that beat Lundqvist was awesome.
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Telling stat of the night brought to us by Versus and Jack Daniels Old No. 7: Marian Gaborik was 2-for-17 in shootouts going into tonight. Now, he is 2-for-18, around 11%. By comparison, Erik Christensen, Zach Parise, and Ales Kotalik are near (or over) 50%.
Why does John Tortorella keep putting Gaborik in? I know he’s a superstar, I know he’d the “stud” on the team, and I know he scored in the shootout in Atlanta, but he isn’t a breakaway artist.
Jaromir Jagr wasn’t. Gaborik isn’t either. Stick to Kotalik, Christensen, Vinny Prospal, Artem Anisimov, and maybe even Ryan Callahan. But keep Gaborik out of it until at least the 6th round.
Enver Lisin would’ve been nice to have seen pull some moves out of his bag. But alas, Donald Brashear needed to have his customary 8 shifts and 5:53 of ice time.
Hey, didn’t Lisin score in Atlanta?
By Zach Schiff January 9, 2010, at 11:58 pm It appears Donald Brashear reads this here website. A few nights ago, after the overtime loss in Atlanta, I wrote that the entire team needs to start hitting more; I then singled him out for being a complete waste of money and being a shell of what he used to be. Teams aren’t afraid to take runs at Marian Gaborik, Henrik Lundqvist, or the rest of the team, because Brashear isn’t going to make them pay with a fit of violence like he used to.
Maybe it’s being injured (I don’t care, if you’re too hurt to play, don’t play); maybe it’s being scared of the league suspending him (really?); maybe it’s him just not having “it” anymore (most probably). Regardless, he hadn’t been in a fight since Thanksgiving-time, and he hadn’t stuck up for anyone in weeks.
In today’s matinee tilt against Boston, he changed his tune. He was hitting people after the whistle, trying to get involved, and even had a fight.
Of course, he was ineffective. He lost the fight – pretty badly. In fact, it was embarrassing. Donald Brashear circa 2003 would pummel Donald Brashear 2010 into a bloody pulp, then sucker-punch Aaron Ward en route to the locker room. He wouldn’t even care about the 2-game suspension that follows.
Hell, you know Brashear is useless when Ranger fans would rather see Aaron Voros in the lineup. Atleast Voros cares and sticks up for teammates.
So, you ask, who should the Rangers sign?
That’s right, there he is. Ronnie from MTV’s Jersey Shore.
Let’s look at the facts…
1) He’s from New York. He was born and raised in the Bronx. The team needs homegrown talent, not mercenaries born in Indiana and raised in Quebec. You know he’d do NY proud.
2) He comes to the defense of teammates. Who could forget when Snooki got punched in the fact by that guy at the bar and he went looking for blood? If that gentleman wasn’t arrested, Ronnie would’ve delivered his own brand of vigilante justice.
3) He’d be a cheap Salary Cap hit. With virtually no ice hockey experience, he’d be signed for the league minimum and he’d be on a two-way contract. If it didn’t work out, they could send him to Hartford and not fear him being picked up by a different team.
4) He’s cocky. He has a swagger. He’s overly confident. The last time the Rangers had an enforcer like that, well, it was last year with Colton Orr. Orr went into every fight knowing he was going to win. Ronnie has the same mentality. Maybe he’ll even have the same sadistic win every time he knocks out Todd Fedoruk.
5) He’d be a great deterrent. And, uh, he’s pretty strong. Look at those muscles! And did you see the size of the protein powder he brought with him for his month at the Jersey shore? No one in their right mind would run over Lundqvist in the crease with Ronnie sitting on the bench waiting to knock someone’s skull in.
6) He whooped that guy on the Boardwalk. He delivered about 5 or 6 solid shots to that guy’s head. And you know every time they play the Devils he would get up for that game.
If anyone has Glen Sather’s number, let him know.
By Zach Schiff January 8, 2010, at 1:45 am Warren Zevon was an incredible singer-songwriter who died of cancer in 2003. For anyone who has never listened to him, I highly recommend listening to his album The Wind, which was released a month before his death. “Keep Me in Your Heart” is an absolutely amazing goodbye to the world.
Anyway, he had a hockey song once upon a time, off of his 2001 album My Ride’s Here, a song the Rangers should take to heart…
There were Swedes to the left of him / Russians to the right / A Czech at the blue line looking for a fight / Brains over brawn, that might work for you / But what’s a Canadian farm boy to do / What else can a farm boy from Canada to do / But what’s a Canadian farm boy to do / What else can a farm boy from Canada to do / “Hit somebody!” was what the crowd roared
Man! Every game, I just want to yell “Hit somebody!”
Eric Boulton and Christoph Schubert had their way with the Rangers’ roster tonight – hitting from behind, knocking them to the ice, leaping off the ice for checks. And what did the Rangers do? Nothing.
Mike Del Zotto and Eric Staal hit hard tonight, sure, but it wasn’t a deterrent.
Donald Brashear makes $1.4M and hasn’t been in a fight since November. Not that fights are the only measure of a man, but it’s not exactly like people are scared of him. This isn’t like 2006 when people aren’t taking runs at Alex Ovechkin because they know that they – or their team’s superstar – will have to face Brashear’s wrath. He is a joke who skates away from confrontation.
To be honest, I don’t care if he’s playing hurt or not. If he is playing hurt, he should still contribute. If he’s too hurt to play, take a seat, and someone will play in your absence. You can yap to the opponent all you want when you’re on the bench, but if you don’t follow it up with physical, punishing play, it’s all for waste.
(Last year, Colton Orr was that deterrent for the team. And if everyone can now remember what Brashear did to Blair Betts in Game 6 when Orr was a healthy scratch…)
When Sean Avery plays his game, he is highly effective, but he’s not a huge hitter. He will throw his body around, but he’s smaller than most guys he hits.
They need to start hitting and taking control of the game. Wade Redden, Michal Rozsival, Brashear, Chris Higgins, Matt Gilroy, please wake up and start knocking people around.
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One other thing they need to start hitting? The net!
I’m convinced that Brandon Dubinsky and Staal have an aversion to hitting the net. Combined, they must’ve shot high and/or wide 10 times in the back-to-back games against Dallas and Atlanta. Maybe they think Chris Drury is always there to deflect it on goal.
If Higgins ever made an All-Star team, he would go 0-for-everything in the shooting accuracy competition.
Ryan Callahan has 10 goals this year. If he knew how to hit the net, he’d have 20.
It’s getting to the point where the power play is ridiculous because they shoot every puck wide. Two-on-ones, breakaways, doesn’t matter. The puck rarely gets to the net.
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And no, I’m not just saying all this because they lost. I would’ve said the same thing even if they won.
However, if they were able to smash people or hit the net, perhaps they wouldn’t have lost tonight.
By Zach Schiff November 20, 2009, at 8:58 am Thanks to Longtime Reader Lou (who was responsible for my seat upgrade a few weeks ago during that not-very-fun Sharks game at MSG), I got a ticket into the Garden of Dreams charity event last night at The Garden.
It was a great night with a free buffet (featuring prime rib), an open bar, Adam Graves, and 4 other Rangers patrolling the area all night.
Pictures? Of course I have pictures! But first, let me say…
- Donald Brashear does not like when you thank him for punching Aaron Ward in the face, even if you say that all Rangers fans wanted to do it.
- Marian Gaborik does not play fantasy hockey. And upon my request to slow down his scoring because my friend Dan has him on his team, he politely refused.
- Dan Girardi’s Dan Girardi jersey looked a lot better than mine, although his was free and mine was the crappiest jersey NHL.com ever sent out. I probably should have returned it.
- Marc Staal will tell you he “dusted” me “for two goals” in air hockey. He would be correct, but I decided to let him score to boost his confidence. If he nets two goals against Florida on Saturday, I will accept kudos and congratulations.
- Time for the Worst Moment of the Night, brought to you by Amstel Light. Staal gave up his air hockey paddle to Gaborik and I decided I needed a picture of it. I put the paddle down a moment, reached for my camera to give Lou, and some 6 year-old girl jacked the paddle. Very rude. And since it was a charity event and she was a guest, I couldn’t ask for it back.
- The coolest guy there was the PA announcer. He gave us really good inside information and even announced a line that we wanted to hear: “Ladies and gentleman, time for tonight’s scratches. Number twenty-five, Petr Prucha.”
 If I knew Gaborik was going to be there, I would’ve worn my jersey!
 This picture looks fake but I assure you, it is not. I was just afraid he was
going to hit me. Donald Brashear does not like me.
 I’m 25. I shouldn’t be taking this kind of picture with an athlete.
 This is me teaching our youth to play air hockey. Protect the puck!
 Reader Lou and Volunteer Brad after the event.
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