Vote For Kung-Fu Panda!

It’s up to YOU to determine the final player for each league’s All-Star Game roster. I’m here to tell you that you NEED to vote for Pablo Sandoval.

Why?  Good question!

1) He has an awesome nickname.  C’mon, he’s a big fat guy nicknamed Kung-Fu Panda?  Awesome!

2) He’s a converted catcher playing third base, effectively, when his ideal position is first.

3) He’s the only reason the offensively challenged San Fran Giants are putting up runs this year.

4) .332/.386/.572  Those are All-Star worthy numbers.

5) His nickname is Kung-Fu Panda!

6) He ranks 4th in the NL in Batting Average, 6th in Slugging and 9th in OPS.

7) Can Prince Fielder play 3rd base?  I think not.

8 ) His OPS+  (park/league adjusted) is 142

9) C’mon look at that face!

10) His RC/9 (runs created per game if the Giants had 9 Pablo Sandovals, which would be AWESOME!) is 8.4

So I’m pleased to announce the official 3rd String Safety campaign to get Pablo Sandoval in the All-Star Game

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