How To Win And Still Look Like An Idiot…

July 16, 2009, at 4:59 pm

How big was UFC 100 if I am still coming up with stories to write on Thursday of the following week?

This one comes from the undercard, where the biggest upset of the night was Tom Lawlor shocking C.B. Dolloway by submitting him early in the first round of their fight.

Despite Lawlor’s win, he still walked away looking like a moron due to the way that he entered the arena:

Listen, Tom. I know that you are trying to be funny. It’s not working. This isn’t the WWE. You aren’t Stone Cold coming to the ring in a beer truck. To be led down down to the ring by a leash, it’s just absolutely dumb.

Let this be a lesson to all fighters. Come down to the ring looking bad ass, not looking like a freaking moron.