ESPN Publishes Infamous Pac-Man

Uh. I hate writing these stupid stories.

Adam “Pac-Man” Jones has been out of the limelight since he was not re-signed by the Dallas Cowboys awhile back. Well, seeing how ESPN hasn’t mentioned him in a while, they decided that now was a good time to release some amateur video of that fateful night in Vegas.

Listen, This story has been told to death, and I’m certainly not trying to make light of whatever happened. However, it’s not like this is video of the actual crime taking place. If this could be used in court, then that would another story. Instead, we get to see how absurd Pac-Man’s existence is.

First, he’s got a 40,000 dollars in 100s. Then, he changed it 40,000 dollars in singles. That’s 40,000 individual dollar bills. Include a little bit of Nelly and Jermaine Dupree being a disgusting human being, and you have an entertaining video of absolutely no consequence.

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